Selling as an introvert is hard.

But that doesn’t mean you are any less worthy of being a business owner.

Or that you have to spend hours looking for clients.

Or that you have to sacrifice a virgin too. (Although if you do, invite me. I’m always up for some witchy shit.)

Sales Funnel Copywriter

Hello there! How ya' doing?

Couldn't be happier.


It all started when…

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How we do things around here

Mixing creativity with cold, hard data to create the perfect blend of authenticity and conversion power

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Life motto?

Do no harm, take no shit.

If you could write a book about anything…

Self-care and mental health.

Fave way to destress?

Turning off my phone notifications.

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