Stress-Free Sales Funnel Copywriting

Conversion copy brewed with care and creativity (to-go cups only)

Sell smarter, not harder.

Proven formulas. Data-driven insights. A splash of creativity.

 

It’s Okay to let go.

 
 

When you come back, your sales funnel will be ready to go.

 
 
 
Sales Funnel Copywriter, Creative Mastermind & Coffee Aficionado

But Who’s Gonna help me get that?!

That girl in the picture? That’s me, Eva - you friendly neighbourhood copywriter, sales funnel nerd, and cold brew enthusiast.

 
 

“I’ll Have my Coffee to Go, Please.”

Done-for-you copywriting packages that make selling less icky.

 
 

For service-based entrepreneurs

Need more clients, like, yesterday? Put your sales on autopilot with this fancy little funnel.

For digitaL Product Creators

Got an evergreen course or product that’s not selling as it should? You need a sales funnel that does the job.

For Your Big Launch

Launch-specific sales funnel copy to get you ready for the biggest cash infusion of your life.

The 5-Step Cold Brew Copywriting Process

Repeatable, Copy-Hackers-approved strategies to boost your sales without sacrificing creativity and authenticity.

Step 1:

Awkward Smiles &

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Step 2:

Data is everything

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step 3:

Writing

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Your Questions, Answered.

How Can I book a Package?

Head straight to the package page and fill out the application form.


How can I be sure we are the right fit?

The nifty little application form includes a few questions to help us decipher our compatibility. If it’s a “YES”,


WHat if I don’t want to talk on the phone? Or zoom? Or literally anything?

I hear you. I highly recommend a very chill, let’s-stay-in-our PJs chat before we get rock-n-rolling - it helps us to really nail down your voice.

And hey, if it helps you feel better, this introvert right here freaks out before every single one.

HOWEVER. If the anxiety’s too much, but you want to get your business off the ground, drop me a line here, and we will chat about other options. I’ve learned a few tricks from my brand strategist friends, and we can work something out. It will probably involve more than one Pinterest board.

7-Days to Stress-Free Sales

 An insider’s guide to creating your very first sales-funnel.